I can't watch hockey

I'm fully aware they know what they're doing out there but it looks so sloppy and uncoordinated that it's hard to believe a bunch of drunk, blind chimps couldn't look just as good on the ice(and no way is hockey even close to as entertaining as the chimps would be). The only thing that is even keeping the sport watchable anymore is the spontaneous fights that occur. I've heard that recently the team owners are trying to get rid of the fights in an attempt to "class" up the game. To me this would be like taking the nudity out of porn. It would completely kill it. Hockey is not a classy sport so it shouldn't pretend like it is or that it is trying to be. Maybe they should add more violence. Brass knuckles, lead pipes, maybe some large predatory animals( polar bears would make the most sense I guess). Sure this might be sick and depraved and inhumane but I guarantee more people would tune in, myself included.