Mayor McCheese

This is another nickname. I like cheese and everyone agrees that I should be mayor. Not necessarily of a city, but just of anything that needs to be mayored. If I was mayor things would be different. People could no longer say "ginormous" or send pictures of themselves or families as greeting cards. Also, whoever does the voice of the Juggernaut in those X-Men My Way videos on youtube would be my vice mayor because that guy has to be the funniest man alive.